15 Things You Should Never Buy on a Cruise Ship

Here are 11 Things You May Dislike About Cruising

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Cruising seems like the perfect vacation with endless buffets, ocean views, and entertainment, but once you’re on board, you might notice a few things that rub you the wrong way. Maybe it’s the crowds, the nickel-and-diming, or how time seems to disappear when trying to get from one end of the ship to the other. 

If you’ve never cruised before, these might catch you off guard. If you have, you’ll probably nod along. Let’s talk about what can make cruising a little less dreamy.  

The Crowds Can Be Overwhelming  

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A cruise ship is like a floating city; you’ll feel it when you step on board. Lines form for everything from buffets and pools to elevators. Trying to find a quiet spot can feel like searching for a unicorn. The ship may have plenty of space, but so do shopping malls, and those still feel packed on a Saturday afternoon.  

Hidden Costs Add Up Quickly  

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That all-inclusive price tag isn’t so all-inclusive. Sure, your room, meals, and entertainment are covered, but drinks, Wi-Fi, excursions, and specialty dining are not. Want a decent cup of coffee that doesn’t taste like it was brewed last week? That’ll cost you, too. The final bill at the end of the trip can be a real wake-up call.  

The Internet Is Slow and Expensive  

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Cruise ship Wi-Fi moves at the speed of a snail with a broken leg. And you’ll pay a small fortune for it. Streaming? Forget it. Even checking emails can feel like you’re back in the dial-up days. Some people see this as a chance to unplug, but it’s frustrating if you need to stay connected.  

Limited Time in Ports  

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You finally arrive at that dream destination, but guess what? You have five hours before you have to be back on board. That’s just enough time to grab an overpriced souvenir, rush through a sightseeing tour, and panic about missing the ship. If you love to immerse yourself in a place, a cruise might not cut it.  

The Food Gets Repetitive  

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At first, the endless buffet feels like heaven, but by day five, that pasta station starts looking suspiciously familiar. The main dining room has rotating menus, but even those cycle back. If you’re a foodie, you might crave more variety than what’s on offer. Specialty restaurants help, but remember, those cost extra. 

The Pools Are Always Crowded  

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Imagine a swimming pool at a packed hotel. Now shrink it and add 3,000 people. That’s a cruise ship pool. Lounge chairs? Claimed at sunrise. You might find an empty hot tub at midnight, but it’s shoulder-to-shoulder relaxation during the day. If you dream of peaceful poolside lounging, you might be disappointed.  

Motion Sickness Is Real  

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Not everyone feels the ship’s movement, but for those who do, it’s no joke. Even the biggest ships rock and sway, especially in rough waters. If you’re prone to motion sickness, bring meds. Otherwise, you might spend your vacation clinging to walls and praying for dry land.  

Shipboard Announcements Never Stop  

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Just when you think you’ve settled in for a peaceful nap, the intercom crackles to life. “Bingo at 3 p.m. in the lounge!” “Don’t miss our limited-time spa special!” “Join the belly flop contest at the pool!” The constant announcements on the cruise ship can make it hard to relax unless you’re excited about bingo.  

Not All Cabins Are The Same

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Inside cabins have no windows. Balcony cabins can have obstructed views. Some rooms are near noisy spots like nightclubs or engine rooms. Your cabin choice matters if you’re a light sleeper or need natural light. Get stuck in the wrong one, and you might spend the whole trip regretting it.  

Tipping Can Be Confusing  

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Gratuities aren’t optional. Many cruise lines add tips automatically, but you’re still expected to tip extra for good service. Some prefer knowing their tips are covered in advance, while others feel nickel-and-dimed. Either way, it’s something to factor into your budget.  

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Disembarkation Takes Forever  

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The vacation is over, but you won’t get off the ship soon. Getting thousands of people through customs and onto dry land is a slow, frustrating process. If you have an early flight, brace yourself. You might spend more time waiting in line than at the pool.  

Disclaimer: This list is solely the author’s opinion based on research and publicly available information.

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